#1
If it hurts:
We stop.
#2
If it is annoying, boring, or frustrating:
We switch it up.
#3
If you say “I can’t”:
Five pushups*.
#4
If you talk down about yourself:
Fifteen pushups*.
#5
You are permitted to veto.
#6
The safe word is “pineapple”.
*modifications, no excuses